Romeo and Juliet

Two households, both alike in dignity, the funniest word in the prologue is dignity.

What's in a name? Juliet asked and four centuries of feuds answered: everything.

Queen Mab rode through Mercutio's speech. The best five minutes of a character ever wasted.

A plague o' both your houses. Mercutio cursed correctly; everyone kept dying anyway.

The apothecary scene, poverty sold the poison on schedule. Shakespeare's economics chapter.

Friar Laurence's letter failed by one quarantine. The plot's villain is mail delivery.

My only love sprung from my only hate. teenagers summarize their families better than therapists.

The Nurse's betrayal of the secret marriage. Adults negotiating children's fates like weather.

There never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo. Even the narrator confesses.

Carried out of it: love fast, but verify the mail. And maybe tell your parents.